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Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Mandolins - Tools of the Devil!

Just a quick post about the pure evil that is my JML "Super" Slicer.

I decided to make homemade coleslaw (to use up the cabbage that was starting to look really disgusting in my fridge) and so I dug out the mandolin. I have only used it a couple of times and now I remember why.....

.....It sucks. SUCKS! Super slicer my arse.

The chipper gives you the skinniest potatoes you've ever seen and the regular slicer is just almost impossible to get anything through.

Using the guard makes it really difficult to manouvre and if you don't use it, this demonic machine chops off the end of your thumb. Ok not quite but it took a pretty freakin big chunk out and also half my finger nail.

From now on it is relegated to the cupboard of woe (that is the dark part of the cupboard I can't reach without getting on my knees and practically getting in the cupboard) and shall henceforth be referred to as lucifer.

Behold, lucifer's work.... Can you see how many freaking layers of skin it took off!!


Curry McFlurry

Ergh, how gross would that be!! Sometimes I sicken even myself.

A good curry is my go-to dish when I’m not sure what to cook for people. Here’s a secret feel free not to share with the people you're cooking for – it’s ridiculously easy – just a bit time-consuming!

A proper homemade curry tastes awesome, you can throw in whatever is in your fridge and you can even make it the night before to stop yourself stressing on the day!

A curry will impress people – when you tell them how you made it yourself from scratch they will look at you in a new light and believe you are a domestic goddess. Ok maybe not but they will be impressed.

Here is my recipe for a curry (yesterday’s dinner and today’s lunch), but it look at it as a guideline only, you can vary the spices as you like and you can definitely vary the veg. Potatoes, carrots, fresh tomatoes, sweet potatoes, baby corns, mushrooms, green beans..... I’ve used them all with success and even put in frozen mixed veg – like I said, whatever you have in your fridge.


The first stage is making the spice mixture. I think the best flavour comes from toasting and grinding your own spices, but if you prefer you can use all ready ground spices. This makes a lot of curry, it will probably feed 3 or 4, depending what you serve it with. In my case it was last night's dinner, today's lunch and a couple of frozen meals for lazy days.

Whole spices:
1½ tsp cumin seeds
1½ tsp coriander seeds
1 cinnamon stick, broken in two pieces (or 3 if it’s a biggun)
½ tsp mustard seeds
½ tsp black pepper (course ground or whole peppercorns)
Seeds from 3 cardamom pods (if they are a bit old and have less seeds, increase it to 5. Discard the pod, it tastes like soap!)

The rest....
2 tsp turmeric
½ tsp paprika*
1 medium onion, chopped
A couple of tbsp or so of olive oil for frying
1 can (400g) chopped tomatoes
1 can (400ml) light coconut milk (use full fat it you prefer)
1 garlic clove
2cm ish piece of fresh root ginger, peeled
1 can (400g) chick peas
1 fresh chilli (de-seeded if you don’t like too much fire, left in if you wanna burn!) or 1½ tsp hot chilli sauce (I used Nando’s peri peri sauce, that stuff is hot!)
1 red pepper, cut into big, rough chunks
Salt & pepper
½ a bag (about 100g) spinach
140g (1 cup) frozen peas
About ½ a 25g pack of fresh coriander

Method:
In a dry frying pan, toast the whole spices over a medium heat, until they are lightly browned and the aroma starts to be released. Remove the cinnamon stick and put to one side, then tip the rest of the whole spices into a spice grinder and grind to a powder (or a pestle and mortar if you’re feeling energetic / aggressive).

Add the turmeric and paprika and pulse to combine it with the other spices.

In a large saucepan, heat the olive oil and sauté the onion over a medium heat for a few minutes, until translucent. Turn the heat down low and add the spice mixture. Stir well and cook on low for about 3 or 4 minutes. Add a splash (a couple of tablespoons) of water and stir well, scraping the bottom of the pan to get up any spices that stick.

Add the tomatoes (I also fill the can about ¼ full with water and shake it around just to get all the tomatoes out and add that to the pan). Shake the coconut milk (violently!!), this combines the two halves of the can, then add to the pan. Stir well. Put the cinnamon stick in.

Add the chilli or chill sauce, depends on which you are using. If you’re not sure whether to add the seeds or not, taste A Little Bit of the chilli, if it burns ya gob, leave the seeds out! Hahaha. I didn’t have any fresh chilli so I used my trusty Nando’s peri peri sauce instead, which you can buy with the condiments in most supermarkets now.

Crush or grate the garlic and ginger (I grate it straight into the pan with a microplane grater – about £1.50 from Sainsbury’s, marked as a parmesan grater!!) and add to the sauce. Stir well.

Add the chickpeas, red pepper and season well (don’t be surprised but you need to add a fair bit of salt. Start with a good big pinch or two - but don’t overdo it, you can always add more later).

Turn up the heat, bring to the boil, then turn the heat down and simmer, with a lid on, for 20 minutes.

After 20 minutes, check the seasoning and adjust if necessary. Also this is a good time to check if you need any more chilli sauce! Then, add the peas and stir well. Add the spinach and push it down into the curry, put the lid on leave for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes stir again and switch off.

Remove the cinnamon stick (or warn your friends). Roughly chop the coriander and sprinkle in and stir through.

I served mine with Tesco’s low fat naan breads (which don’t have any dairy in like most naan bread – hurrah!) and a veggie samosa but it goes perfectly with rice too, I was just too lazy to cook any.


This curry is great because it has a lot of sauce, the more veggies you add though the less sauce there will be (you can always add some water or stock to combat this though). It is also even better I think when you make it in advance and reheat it.

If you don’t want to add coconut milk (I recommend you do because it makes the curry taste amazing) you can leave it out and use water instead. If you do this but still want it creamy you can add some soya yoghurt near the end of the cooking, or some vegan sour cream ...etc.

*Paprika is probably not authentic in curries but I love it!

Cooking to: Charlotte Hatherley – Grey will Fade

Monday, 30 June 2008

Cupcakes, again.

I have had this box of ground flaxseeds in my cupboard for ages and decided I would have a go at making up a recipe for cupcakes using flax 'eggs'. They worked out well, firmer than my usual cakes. Probably good for a large cake too.

I made these for mum & dad; glace cherry and almond, with pink almond butter cream. YUM! I don't think the recipe is quite right yet, so I will post once it's tweaked.


Inside shot....


Here was the other night's dinner. Tofu/Mushroom stroganoff with herbed potatoes. I went a bit over the top on the taters, I didn't even eat half of them!!

And the best part of being the cook - being able to eat the leftover frosting! heheh. Mmm nice hair, don't I look good!


Cooking to: Bon Jovi - Keep the Faith

Saturday, 28 June 2008

I dream of salad. Sad, but true.

Long post alert.....

I just had a great week away with the girls, two Bon Jovi concerts, a Def Lep / Whitesnake concert and a few days in Blackpool. The only downside was the food. I basically lived off crisps, rolls, chips and other high fat, refined carb food for a week and my stomach wasn’t loving me for it! I felt crap, as we all did and was just craving a big plate of veg and some tofu! Sadly this sandwich was about the best thing I ate all week – in the zoo!






The week started with a night out in Rochdale at a place called Bar Vegas (yes really). I think it was a gay bar but not sure, it had a drag queen for a DJ who had me in tears laughing at some of the stuff he said.

The next night was bon jovi which was awesome but then we got stuck in traffic for over an hour coming out which BLEW! Then up to Blackpool for 3 nights in a dingy hotel. Pleasure beach, waxworks, zoo, beer, 2 horror films (go watch Teeth, seriously it is fuckin hilarious!) and a butt load of bad food.

Then back down south on Thursday and straight to Wembley to watch Def Leppard (AMAZING!!) and then Jovi again yesterday.

But as I said, my stomach was angry at me for filling it with shit food and beer for a week, so here was my answer; a really fresh, zingy salad. This was inspired by a few things but mainly from a salad that I had in my pregan days on a trip to New York (in the cafe next to the empire state building). It had smoked chicken and cheese, walnuts, cranberries and loads of other stuff, it was amazing. So I veganised and awesomised it and here is the result.





You need to add lots of other veg to this to make the salad awesome, but the base is really up to you. The ingredients list below is just the bits that I think are the really important bits!

Ingredients:
½ red onions
Juice of a lime
¼ tsp salt
A big handful (1/2 cup or so) of dried cranberries
A big handful (as above) of walnuts*
A small packet or a good handful of fresh mint (I used fresh from my Mum’s garden)
3 or 4 tablespoons (about half a small tin) of cannellini beans
Dressing:
1 tsp balsamic vinegar
1 tbsp olive oil
Pinch of salt & pepper
1 tsp vegan sour cream (optional)**

Method:
Start by slicing the onion into half moons, as thin as you can manage. Then sprinkle them with the salt and the lime juice. This sort of cooks the onions and takes away the harsh onion taste and just leaves them soft and sweet. Honest!! (A Nigella tip, I borrowed!)

Leave them for about 10-15 minutes if you can. The juice will turn a pretty pink colour too, but I’m gonna kill it anyway with balsamic vinegar! J

Squeeze out the onions and throw in a large bowl with the other salad ingredients, reserve the pretty pink lime juice. Chop the mint really roughly or even just pull the leaves off and throw them in whole, you want bulk, not a fine sprinkling!

Add any other salad veg that you want. I added trimmed, halved green beans and frozen edamame (soy) beans, that I just blanched in a pan for 5 minutes then rinsed under cold water. I also added some finely chopped yellow pepper and some carrot that I just shaved off with a peeler, rather than grating it.

Whisk together the reserved lime juice with the rest of the dressing ingredients (be patient, the sour cream takes a minute to get smooth!). Pour over the salad and toss well. Check seasing and adjust if necessary.

I served this with some fine slice of tofu, seared on the griddle pan, that I marinated in soy sauce, liquid smoke, chicken style seasoning, agave nectar and water. I also threw some baby corns, quartered lengthwise, on the griddle just to make them pretty and give them a bit of flavour.

* it should be walnuts in this salad, but I didn’t have any so I subbed with almonds, as you can see in the pic. It is better with walnuts!

** the sour cream is optional, but it gives the dressing a lovely light, creamy taste without being claggy. It also helps emulsify the dressing, but leave it out if you prefer.

Cooking to: Bon Jovi of course – New Jersey


Also, I made some cookies to give to Jackie (my friend) for putting us up and driving us to and from Bon Jovi. I made the chocolate/raspberry cookies from VCON and I have to say, I was disappointed, which surprised me greatly. First of all, 10 minutes was too long a cooking time, they were dry and secondly the almond extract totally overpowered the raspberry and chocolate. So I think they have potential but I will leave out the almond ex next time and only cook them for about 7/8 mins. I also added half a pack of supercook dark chocolate baking chips, I would definitely include those again next time.

If you want to see pics from my trip, they are here.....
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=58150&l=29d76&id=598621139
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=58183&l=7e8db&id=598621139

Bon Jovi pix here...
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=58184&l=dfd5b&id=598621139

And in case anyone is interested, here is a bit of video of Dry County.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v432/candybaps/?action=view&current=vid2.flv

Twickenham was an amazing gig, they were really energetic and totally on top of their game. This song is always amazing and last night was no exception! They get 5 aliens from me!!

Thursday, 19 June 2008

Damn straight, cherry pie!

2 posts in one morning, I'm on a roll......

I got the urge to bake – big shocker right?

I get bored of muesli for brekkie and wanted something more interesting but I thought I’d better be good and come up with something low fat so I don’t stray from my diet. Plus I got some cherries on special at Morrisons, so I came up with some low fat cherry & almond muffins. Now I’m pretty sure that there is a recipe for Cherry & almond muffins or something in VWAV – but don’t quote me, as i’ve not made them. But here is my low fat version anyway (by low fat I mean lots of fruit, no oil, no sugar and only 3 WW points and they’re a decent size too!!):

Dry Ingredients:
230 g flour (2 cups)
4 tbsp (¼ cup), slivered (or battered with a rolling pin - not ground into powder though!)
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp salt
200g Cherries, stoned

Wet Ingredients:
100g (⅓ cup) fruit puree (I used 1 tub Clearspring pear puree, which you can get in the supermarket!)
185 ml (¾ cup) Alpro Light, unsweetened Soya Milk
1 tsp Almond extract
4 tbsp (¼ cup) Agave Nectar
4 tbsp (¼ cup) Maple Syrup

Method:
Mix together the dry ingredients. Stone the cherries and chop them into quarters (you can chop them smaller but I like them chunky). Mix them into the flour mixture (this helps stop them all sinking to the bottom of the muffins).

Combine the wet ingredients and mix well. Make a well in the dry ingredients and pour the wet into the well. Mix until just combined, a few lumps are ok just don’t overmix.

Pour into muffin tins, lined with paper cases and bake at 180°C/350°F until a knife comes out clean and they are lightly browned (it took about 25 minutes in my oven).

I got 9 out of this mixture because I like them tall, but you could make them stretch to 12 if you only half fill them.

Money shot:


Cooking to: The Offspring - Greatest Hits

Miscellaneous crap

Been a while since I blogged - busy couple of weeks. So I went onsite again and this time I was determined to be prepared, so I bought a coolbag and some shite placcy cutlery & plates and packed myself some stuff for lunches and loads of fruit......

Despite that, I was still so glad to get home and get some proper food down me, so here are some dinners since I got back....

Mushroom pilaff with some griddled aubergine:


The famous VCON chickpea cutlets - I think I was the only vegan in the village that hadn't made these yet. They are seriously good, although I don't think I quite did them justice as they were a bit tough. I took out the oil (I joined weight watchers so trying to keep the points down!!) and baked them instead of frying. Served with a sweet potato (actually half a one cuz it was friggin HUGE!) and some steamed veg.

Awesome roasted veg and some baked tofu. I LOVE roasted veg and these were so good!
The weekend just gone was the download festival. Food wise I did ok, there were 2 vegan food stands and I had a really nice burger from there with loads of salad. One day we had a chinese meal and one day we went to M&S in the service station so I got a salad.

We lucked out with the weather too. I mean it was feckin freezing but it didn't rain so it was just dusty rather than a muddy swamp. Just a shame that KISS sucked AAASSSSS!

Anyway, before I went I used up the rather sad looking avocado in my fridge to make this cheesecake - it was good but I think it needs more avo, it was nowhere near as green and pretty as the avocado pie someone posted recently on the PPK. Ah well. When I got back though unforunately the remainder was past it's best.

I'm going to try making this again and re-jigging it before I post the recipe, but here's a pic. Hobnob base! Hobnobs are vegan - how happy did this knowledge make me!!


Sunday, 8 June 2008

Birthday Celebration and Cake, mark 2!

Last night was mine and my best mate's birthday celebration. We went for chinese then onto the pub and it was my job to make the cake. Em requested my mango & coconut cake, so here it is. I doubled the recipe but just made one batch of frosting as it makes too much for 1 layer anyway. It was too big though! I should have done 1.5 of the recipe and split that instead but hey ho.

Also, my friend Kelly has a wheat intolerance and as I'm always hearing "there's cake for everyone, except you Sarah!".... I substituted regular plain flour for Dove's Farm wheat & gluten free flour so Kelly could eat some too. The flour changed the texture a bit and I think it was too noticable. But I don't really have experience of working with wheat free flours, so I might have to look into alternatives.

Anyway, here is the cake:



We went to the Water Sky in Fleet, which is a really nice restaurant and has a good selection for veggies, including fake duck!! Which a few of my friends tried and had to admit 'it's alright isn't it!', even my veggie-phobic brother!

However, last night they were slow on the veggie stuff, every course mine came out 5-10 minutes after the omni food! But that aside it tasted good.

I didn't get a pic of the mock duck or the starters, which were spring rolls, tofu with chilli and salt and seaweed, minus the pink fishy crap.

Main course - veggie food.... (tofu, a veggie dish, plain rice and singapore rice noodles - minus the various meats and egg)

To compare, this is the omni food!! A lot of stuff isn't there! I think one of those dishes is veggie! Oh plus the rice, but it had egg in it so I had to ask them for a plain one.

Bonus pic... The cakes were so fat that they took forever to cool down enough to frost them. So as I had people coming over, I figured it was better to see me frosting than half-dressed! So here I am, hair and make up done, party dress on, cosmo in hand and erm ... pinny on - classy!!


Cooking to: A playlist of some very cheesy shit that would reveal how deeply un-hip I am!

ps: some pics of the night are on my Facebook.