And I was feeling fore & aft so I made took step by step pics.
For fear of one day encountering the wrath of someone like this, I made sure to put the filling in layers. LAYERS!!! I didn't want the worst burrito ever after all.
AND SHCOFF, trying not to cry about the *cheezly mould that meant I had to use the hard old piece of Tesco cheddar from the back of my fridge instead. I should know better than to leave an open block of cheezly in the fridge, that shit goes from 0-mouldy in less than a week. (Usually I grate the whole thing and then freeze what I don't use to save my future self from times of cheezly mould sadness!)
Cockney translations of the day:
Uncle Billy = Chilly
Fore & Aft = Daft
(I know I know, chilly & chilli are not the same thing, but hey it rhymes!)